Lessons Learned From Santa
Encourage people to believe in you.
Always remember who's naughty and who's nice.
Don't Pout.
it's as much fun to give as it is to receive
Some days it's ok to feel a little chubby.
Make your presents known
Always ask for a little bit more than what you really want.
Bright red can a make anyone look good.
Wear a wide belt and no one will notice how
many pounds you've gained.
If you only show up once a year, everyone
will think you're very important.
Whenever you're at a loss of words, say:
"HO HO HO!"

Guess I will have to remember these and do them! I will start looking for wide belts at the TS! LOL
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your day.
Mercy